Top 10 Reasons To Legalize Weed

10

It relax's you so much that sex is not necassary. LESS BASTARD BABIES!!

9

More time can be devoted towards solving world issues if we don't have to spend three hours finding weed

8

Girls look the same when high unlike when drunk, so we will never get caught with some ugly hag

7

Fast food chains will increase there business by 50%

6

Crappy movies and T.V. shows will be alot funnier. There will be hope for Chevy Chase's career

5

Save money by getting high off other peoples smoke. Can't do that when people drink beer, unless they puke and that's just plain sick

4

Spending hours studying what singer's are saying in there songs. That much thinking has to over power the brain cells being killed

3

Admit it, you wanna be like Slater in Dazed And Confused

2

So you can roll up joints in comfort and impress the ladies with your skillz. Your going to need something to impress them with after they laugh at how red your eyes are

1

Plain and simple: The world will be a happier place